DEAR FRIEND,

As a COMEDY FAN, I want to invite you to subscribe to my new, free email publication, The Ukulele Amuser—Humor For People Who Like Humor.

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As a PROFESSIONAL COMEDY WRITER, I can guarantee a laughter-to-word ratio that blows David Sedaris out of the water and makes Fran Lebowitz run for cover. 

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Love,
Danno

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