There aren’t a lot of ukulele jokes, strangely, but there or certainly plenty of “musician jokes.”
Often you can get away with telling the same joke about ANY instrument.
Most are meant to be insulting to players of YOUR instrument (if you can take a joke), or else insulting to players of OTHER instruments (if you can’t take a joke).
Example Ukulele Jokes:
- A ukulele player left his ukulele in the back seat of my car when I went shopping. When he got back, he found that someone had broken a window and tossed in 3 more ukes.
- Q: What’s the difference between a ukulele and a trampoline?
A; You take your shoes off to jump on a trampoline. - Q: What is the difference between a ukulele player and a savings bond?
A: One will mature and make money.
In the world of instruments, it seems that over all, accordions get the “annoying noise” jokes; banjos get the “dumb player” jokes; guitarists get “unemployable” jokes.
And, maybe, the ukulele is actually the one truly beloved member of the instrument family, without any mean jokes of its own. I had to adapt the jokes above.
Could we really have the instrument that nobody hates?
As if to prove my theory of ukulele, I came across this illustration that seems to sum up our love of uke:
Probably not anthropologically accurate, but it makes me laugh every time!
OK, 6 Hilarious Ukulele Jokes:
What do a ukulele and a lawsuit have in common?
Everyone is happy when the case is closed.What is the difference between a ukulele player and a savings bond?
http://ukegnome.blogspot.com/2012/03/ukulele-player-jokes.html
One will mature and make money.
What did the guitar say to the ukulele?
https://upjoke.com/ukulele-jokes
Uke, I am your father.
This one popped on the Ukulele Underground recently:
Q. What happens to a person who fails a ukulele course?
A. He has to go to Strummer School!
What do you call a professional ukulele player who broke up with his girlfriend?
Homeless…How do you end up with a million dollars just playing professional ukulele?
https://forum.ukuleleunderground.com/showthread.php?3764-ukulele-jokes/page2
Start with 2 million.
Last weekend we had a lawn sale to get rid of some household clutter. Unknown to me, my wife put my ukulele out for sale! Fortunately it did not sell…and when we cleared up at the end, there were three more ukuleles in the pile.
Ha ha, nice one!
Only if we can get government coverage for it 🙂